May 30, 2010
5 Funny Life Quotes
If there is one thing true about life it is that it is unpredictable. Things are going to happen when you least expect them and you never know what each day is going to bring. Life is one of the most common topics that are talked about because having to go through it is something that we all have in common. Here are some of the best funny life quotes to keep you inspired and laughing at the same time.
“Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.” – Mark Twain
As you get older, you realize what is truly important in life. You realize that what you have doesn’t matter, but the people you are with are what really matter. If you could start your adulthood with this knowledge, you wouldn’t have so much trial and error to go through to reach true happiness.
“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.” – Author Unknown
Sometimes the first person that does something does not always end up ahead. There are many instances where the first person fails, but the second person, learning from their mistakes, can succeed.
“To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone.” – Reba McEntire
Life is a complicated process. To have a happy life you need to be able to dream (wishbone), stand up for yourself (backbone), and be able to laugh (funnybone). When you can do these three things you can triumph over anything.
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.” – Jack Handey
The beginning of this quote means that you never know what people are going through in their personal lives. You should never criticize someone until you know the full story. There is probably a good reason behind their behavior. The second part of the quote is simply a joke pointing out that if you are going to criticize someone, you should at least try to be far away from him or her.
“My approach to life can’t be summed up in a pithy quote, and if yours can, you’re in trouble.” – Mark Rogers
Life is complex. There are so many different variables in life that no two people ever live the same one. While a quote may not be able to sum up your life, it surely can help you through some difficult times or provide you with inspiration.
